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MIKE BECAME PRESIDENT! WE WIN THESE

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This was nonsense, motherfuckers.

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update: just finished the game and was able to get the best ending. I fucking wept to a porn game this shit is just peak! stabby mike is the goat 11/10

I feel the same way lol. On one end, not even my closest friends will know I played this game. However, this is by far the best game I've ever played and I am so glad I played it. 

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Peak fucking game I just can't believe I didn't heard about this game before and this porn game somehow made me laugh more than a comedy show would 100% recommend

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This is the first time I've laughed so many times while playing a visual novel, thank you for this beautiful game!

Waifu Academy next Dude, big lols as well

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Caribdis! Thank you for Mike! You're the bestest!

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The elephant moment is just hilarious! Caribdis, you made my day!

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Trust me, I'm talking dog! Fucking hell! That was awesome!

Hey, guys! I am drifting through the game! Unbelievably insanely mindfucking story! But I have a question about apothecary trip: joker and Batman are ok, but who are the radiation suit man, bunny and the rest?

Spiderman is also ok ;)

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Everything is really good, but:
Jokes placed really well are the get we needed.
It's a gem.

I can't download it I tried many times but always failed (Android)

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What do I do if I want to play this but it says it's hosted on an incompatible third party website? It was the same thing for Eternum and a few other VNs I've been wanting to try

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just copy the link and open it in a browser and download the game from the browser it self

I got it! Much appreciated, thank you!

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10/10 PURE CINEMA

i just finished it and I enjoyed it so much I had to drop a comment. The story is so good and hilarious, at first i didn't took it seriously but in the end i really loved it. Loved the characters, the girls are beautiful and hot, but some guys were UGLY af they visually hurt me at first but i got used to them lol

I got straight to the best ending and wow i never felt so good and had that stupid smile all the time, looking forward to play Eternum now!

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Eternum is the best AVN hands down. I loved OIALT, but Eternum is a HUGE upgrade. Caribdis always manages to break peak with a new peak

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Bro Eternum is the revolution in the world of AVN's

is there ntr in this game??

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Most would say no, some would say yes. Depends on how you define NTR.

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To answer your question clearly no NTR even the girl on girl scenes still have mc present and there is no there male besides oliver you can choose to let go of said LI but it doesnt show sex from said LI and oliver

Yes, there is netori but not netorare.

Hello I'm on a Mac, can you please add a download on Mediafire, for Mac? Because there is a problem with MEGA that when you downloading  a file it's stuck in "download  retrying in the app" and nothing else happens. But Mediafire is way more easy, you just click on the blue bar that says downloads, and it instantly starts downloading. I'm going to download the game on Mediafire even if it's says is for windows and I'm on Mac, but I guess there is no difference.

Ok I just download it and there is a bunch of files and folders  inside the download. I don't know what have to do next to start playing.

That's because you downloaded the windows version, which won't work on Mac.

Bro,you gotta download the mac version. The PC version won't work as is, unless you use porting-tool-kit to run windows apps on mac, but I would recommend to always use the native version, if there is one! Better performance, less battery drain ;)

Can it contains animations or only images?

animations bro. really really good animations

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WOW! This game is amazing! It's funny, horny, captivating. It's really perfect, so sad that there is no voice in lewd scene because it's a game completed 4 years ago. I also recommend a game as fantastic to me as this that called 'After the Inferno' on steam and it's free too~!
And hey~ If someone saw this comment and please recommend to me other great games like this~

*My English isn't very good either, so please correct me if I make any mistakes

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You asked for corrections of your English, here they are:

  1. "Horny" is what you describe a living being that has sexual urges, you wouldn't call a piece of media that. "Hot" would be a better fit.
  2. "... there is no voicing in the lewd scenes..."
  3. "...as this, it's called 'After the Inferno' on..."
  4. "And hey~ if someone sees this comment, please recommend to me other great games like this~"

Your English is pretty good already, keep it up! Similar games like this I'd recommend are:

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Awesome game thanks for making this

Está en español?

Hi~ I played this game for few hours and I was curious that does this game's H scene have sound?

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don‘t have

oh~ okay, thanks for your respond

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i signed up for pregnancy...where? I can only fuk 3 girls, the mom. the ditsy friend and the bitch. In the end I ended up with only one. did i lose? Nevermind, I played again buy still ended with only one girl and no babies.

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The game can be challenging. If you lose someone's path, they're out for the rest of the game. Pregnancy is a lategame thing, so you have to do well to get that far. I'd say you start over completely, my guidance mod can assist you with making better choices.

saben si estos juegos los suben completos y gratis ?


Depende del juego y autor, encontraras unos ya terminados(no muchos), y otros en progreso que se van actualizando, otros sera freemiun tipo una demo gratis o primera parte gratis y capitulos de paga etc depende mucho, pero casi todos seran gratis

de acuerdo muchas gracias compañero

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This is the best Game I've played yet, I felt so many emotions and have literally made memories in this! The ending was so emotional and the story is 10000000/10!! This Game must be continued. There is too much that we haven't seen yet, Caribdis you must make a sequel to this.

Also I will start playing Eternum now.

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Me to this game rocks

Ikr! I just finished the game after playing through Eternum and omg its so good. And I legit cried at the end lol. So if anyone is thinking about playing this all I can say is GO FOR IT ITS AMAZING

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Great game, but after playing it through, I was confused as hell. Harem game? Where?

Somehow I managed to fall off every path and miss the lewd content completely. When I reached the ending, I was super confused.

After starting a new game and paying more attention to my choices... yep, awesome game :-P

Just to explain, the story was so great, that I was more focused on following the story, than to get into relationship with the girls.

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i really feel this mc here is the reason why Orion in Eternum has powers

this game was really fun and funny, what i dont usually care for this type of game, you know. Eternum is cool, but this game you actually like the characters and it is cool to really read the story

Why a pentagram as the logo?

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play the game and you will see

Is there incest in games?

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This game has no incest debateable a little bit

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Last scene is a threesome with the sisters.

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Spoiler, and sure, touche, but they are not pleasuring each other in that scene. 

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Was some kissing and finger blasting going on lol

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They didn't do that with each other, I'd remember that.

How do I save rebecca's path or convince her to not get married?

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SPOILERS!

You must...

  • ...NOT grab the grimoire at the manor
  • ...talk to the priest before you meet her
  • ..."give her a final goodbye"
  • ...have at least 15 affection points with her when vows are exchanged
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Slight spoiler//

I never in a million years thought id make a comment on an adult game but i feel compelled to. Im still sort of new to these games so i can't speak for everyone but to be frank this game is absolutely amazing. I laughed so hard at the screen so many times and the bewitching story was chefs kiss, The music were all great picks and really set the mood, sure the animation wasn't amazing but still was great!, as a whole i had alot of fun playing this and it's my favorite out there. 10/10 long live president stabby mike

I liked this game very much.  Would like to donate money but not sure of the type of currency amount (what in USA dollars?).

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Man not long stated and I love it the writing for it has got me pissing my self of laughter man you done a dam well good job 🤣-37 will to live yh I'd feel the same brother and the ramsay part no wonder why shes desd ffs thats definitely my humour fuck me man glad I got into these good work man really

Hi, getting an error towards the end of the game because of couch.mp4 being missing, but can't find its reference in the code or the script.rpy file. Does anyone know about this?

I faintly remember something like this, yes. Are you playing with a mod or translation installed?

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I did have the cheat script py file to look at variables, but don't think that was it. I just reinstalled and it worked again

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Honestly, I came to jack off, but this game is truly worthy of more than that. I was awestruck by the storytelling in a way that i did not ever expect from a game like this. I is hard to describe how the game pulled me in, got me laughing at the screen and made me feel compassion and attachment to the characters, almost eerily so. Its obvious that  the Dev has poured in some serious effort, and more importantly, some genuine love for his project. 

I wish I was in a position to spare some money for this work of art, however im not in a position to do so unfortunately. To make this masterpiece of a  game available for free is admirable and the least I can do is leave my highest praise here. 

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Great game, good storyline but why set it in the UK? As a British person it comes off as really jarring with the Japanese school uniorms, the dodgy american style motels and gas stations rather than the dodgy Travellodges and petrol stations, the sunny beaches with the white sand rather than the needle strewn pebble beaches with cloudy skies threatening to rain any moment, the shitty road cutting through dark redwood forests rather than shitty country roads through acres of green fields. The only parts that are vaguely accurate to the UK is the village full of creepy weirdos, teen pregnancy and the knife crime near the beginning.

I'm sure it's fine if you're not British but it reeks of uncultured, unresearched Anglophile trash if you are. SEXY uncultured, unresearched Anglophile trash but uncultured, unresearched Anglophile trash all the same.

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Hey so I'm currently playing the game (spoiler) and I just got shot by Azazel in Japan and died. I'm kinda confused. Is the game not finished or did I go somewhere wrong? I saw more content in the gallery and that makes me even more confused. Can y'all help me?

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Yeah you messed up somewhere, you're supposed to continue after that, just follow this walkthrough if you're stuck. https://www.mejoress.com/en/once-in-a-lifetime-walkthrough/

Same happened to me, something you did bad wrongsome of the girls

umm can anyone help me about lauren i always lost her path after that massage thing... and if the points is the problem i have 9 atleast but still lost.

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You need 8 or more points for that (not 9 actually) and one possible massage order is back, legs, back, lower back, legs again, ass, and pussy. That's all the conditions.

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Thanks man i already figured  it out after downloading the walkthrough and it was my mistake i thought my points is 9.. it was 7 lol. anyways thanks for the reply i appreciate it alot.

I followed these steps:
Massage her back | Massage her legs | Massage her ass | Massage her back | Massage her lower back | Massage her legs | Massage her ass | Massage her pussy

Just finished this amazin game, and i dont have any words! It was amazing to play it game me so many emotioans and i almost cried at the end, this si more than just a game. its a masterpice! Thank you  Caribdis for making this masterpice, and i hope that you'll add more to it until thenill have to check out ethernum!

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*slight spoiler

no shot this game has me crying over a dude named "Stabby Mike"

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Bigger spoiler: future President Stabb is the best thing that can happen to you that doesn't involve dick.

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